{"product_id":"christmas-bro-pillow","title":"Christmas Bro Pillow","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"314\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eChristmas Bro Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e — a custom-shaped masterpiece starring your favorite English Bulldog and full-time household dictator.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eChristmas Bro isn’t just a dog… he’s a lifestyle. With maximum wrinkles, zero neck, and that permanent “I dare you to move me” expression, this pillow captures the raw confidence of an English Bulldog who knows he runs Christmas — and every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"723\"\u003eWhether you’re gifting it or selfishly keeping it, Christmas Bro delivers elite couch control, premium vibes, and unmatched snuggle authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"881\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"741\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eEnglish Bulldog lovers, chaos households, and anyone who respects a dog that breathes like a broken accordion but still thinks he’s king.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"898\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"958\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"958\"\u003eHigh-definition print showcasing every glorious wrinkle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eDouble-stitched edges built to survive bulldog-level abuse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003eHandmade with love in Chicago\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003eUltra-soft fabric with squishy, huggable filling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003eIdeal for beds, couches, road trips, or asserting dominance over throw pillows\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Prolonged snuggling may cause laughter, comfort, and spontaneous comments like\u003cbr data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1287\"\u003e“Why does this look EXACTLY like him?”\u003cbr data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eSide effects include snorting noises, drool jokes, and zero personal space. 🎄🐶💛\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"All About Vibe","offers":[{"title":"Small 16\"","offer_id":46790999539906,"sku":"CLB14-SH-ID-16","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium 22\"","offer_id":46790999572674,"sku":"CLB14-SH-ID-22","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 30\"","offer_id":46790999605442,"sku":"CLB14-SH-ID-30","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0458\/1474\/3208\/files\/clb14-sh-id-16-mockup_720_35735766-8769-4ae3-9809-9474305a46ff.jpg?v=1771359884","url":"https:\/\/development-allaboutvibe.myshopify.com\/products\/christmas-bro-pillow","provider":"Development - All About Vibe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}